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Az új zenék szarok – Megszületett a Lángoló olvasóinak indulója

Aki elkövette, Brian Posehn komikus, akit például a Bing Bang Theory-ban is láthattak sokan. Posehn tavaly adta ki Grandpa Metal című nagylemezét, amin olyanok vendégszerepelnek, mint Corey Taylor, Scott Ian, Chuck Billy, Johan Hegg vagy Gary Holt. Ezen a lemezen van ez a szösszenet, aminek szövegét mintha a Lángoló kommentjeiből ollózta volna össze. Itt a szöveg, alatta meg a teljes lemez:

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Starts with the keys
God, who says keys??
Anyway, starts with the keys
Then comes that beat
You know that beat
Warm and familiar
Like your dog’s farts
Then those claps
Couldn’t they get real people?
Then the verse
And then that chorus
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga
Drake, even Macklemore
Alan Thicke’s kid, One Direction, Mumford
and their shitty sons,
Kesha, Biebs, Lorde, Mylie,
Even Bruno Mars
I’m sure he’s super talented
Well, try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying I think they all should die
I’m just saying that, I’m just saying that, I’m just saying that
It makes me want to cry
cry cry CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY
New music sucks
New music sucks
It really, really sucks
Holy shit, it sucks
Yes, indeed it sucks.
Robot says it sucks.
New music sucks
Fucking A, it sucks
New music sucks
Listen to the robot
It really fucking sucks!
I told you that it sucks
Don’t you know that it sucks?
It really fucking sucks.
New Music Sucks
It really, really sucks
It’s not because I’m old
It just isn’t good
I’d rather listen to Billy Joel
And I fucking hate Billy Joel
Imagine Dragons?
Imagine me stabbing your face
Sure some of it’s okay
But no one wants to hear about that, that.
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga
Drake, and even Macklemore
Alan Thicke’s kid, One Direction,
and Mother Fucking Fall Out Boy
New music sucks
New music sucks
It really really sucks
Holy shit, it sucks
Yes, indeed it sucks
Robot says it sucks
New music sucks
Fucking A, it sucks
New music sucks
Listen to the robot
It really fucking sucks!
I told you that it sucks
Don’t you know it sucks?
It really fucking sucks.
New music sucks
New music sucks
Couldn’t get a guest rapper
So, here we go
Sixteen white guys sitting in a room,
Trying to figure out where the track goes boom
Black Sabbath wrote a song called Hand of Doom
The King of Latveria is Victor Von Doom
New rap sucks, but that’s another song
Blah blah blah suck my dong
If Tupac were alive he’d still have one nard
Maybe Macklemore is okay this rapping stuff is hard!
Do you think we could still get Macklemore?
New music sucks
New music sucks
It really, really sucks
Holy shit, it sucks
Yes, indeed it sucks
Robot says it sucks.
New music sucks
Fucking A, it sucks
New music sucks
Listen to the robot
It really fucking sucks!
I told you that it sucks
Don’t you know it sucks?
It really fucking fucks!!!
New music sucks!
It really, really sucks!
It’s just two notes
Just two notes
Repeating
Throughout the whole song
Just two notes
Two crappy notes
Just repeating
Not three notes

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